bobbyfinger:
- Look at me.
- Speak to me.
- Cut in front of me in the line to get on the bus.
- Squeeze by me on the bus or train without saying “Excuse me”.
- Point out the glaring contradiction of #2 and #4.
- Order a scooped bagel.
- Listen to your music loudly.
- Listen to Lana Del Rey softly.
- Read your enormous hardcover book without taking the jacket off.
- Read over my shoulder.
- Sit next to me on the train when there are plenty of wide open spaces right over there. See? Look over there. There are tons.
- Approach the front of the coffee line with a list.
- Approach the front of the coffee line without putting down your phone.
- Approach the front of the coffee line without knowing what you want.
- Approach the front of the coffee line and say, “How are your lattés?”
- Put an insufficient amount of ice in my iced coffee.
- Be lactose.
- Use straws of the poorest quality.
- Walk slowly.
- Drive a car.
- Be a tour bus.
- Read while walking.
- Stand on the left side of the escalator.
- Run on the elevator as the doors are closing and press a floor below mine.
- Roll your eyes when I run on the elevator as the doors are closing and press a floor below yours.
- Don’t offer me one of your donuts.
- Offer me one of your donuts.
- Begin a story with, “Let me tell you about my night.”
- Complain.
